Parent in background: "I'm bringing up my children to be pacifists..."
Children: "Bang you're dead!" "*chokes* You're going to jail you murderer!"

Of course a fire and rotting trash! IRL it's been over 100 for months - as hot as 112. My tomatoes are cooking on the vine. And I live in the Sacramento valley where it USED to be called a Mediterranean climate. So yea, in the desert ..this. I've always loved Ireland..

"How did I end up with these roommates? Not only do they eat like pigs, but they sit at the table half naked!"