Micheal Bachelor to Nick Alto.

"Well it was great doing the school cheer with you but now if you will excuse me I have to bang your daughter, I mean I am really going to go to pound town on her."

"Sure, you can stay in the room and watch if you like."

I don't even what to know what is going on here.

Why is the Butler still in the room?!

Isn't it obvious? To gather up the woohoo confetti and present it to their employer on a silver tray when they come up for air. That's something butlers just do in real life, right?

He's there to offer advice, render assistance (should any be required) and serve refreshments. It's what butlers do. That's his interpretation of a butlers duties at any rate.

How my sim after being caught cheating by wife simultaneously wanted to see her ghost but also wanted to go star gazing with her.

One of the paparazzi following my sim somehow drowned in a pool while she was busy with working out in the gym.

I just had a pregnant vampire in Oasis Landing, get up from her alter go up 2 sets of stairs from the underground crypt, walk thru the house, outside and vomit in the toilet in the garage, as she walked passed another bathroom to get there. Just puke on the floor!

Ever since my first playthrough...
Service sims that can't. stay. away. from. my pool.
TS3 sims love swimming a bit too much, sometimes, and service sims are no exception. I still catch the mailman spinning into his swimwear.
I don't know when I started building fences with locked gates around my pool deck, but it probably wasn't soon enough.

First I thougt I would told about a date who ended date because he was too sleepy and then came to the same dinner with my sim... Then I remembered somehing more odd:

There is ghost in my sims house. I have never before seen a ghost playing computer or cooking waffles. He disappered while waffles were in the oven. Luckily I saw him cooking before the oven burnt. And this ghost is not even related. It is some random zombie who appeared my sims lot and then died.