Something really funny (well, sad) just happened. A social class townie somehow got locked out of her apartment (this bug has happened to me once before) and made the critical mistake of jumping into the communal pool. Obviously she died, she hasn't slept in a week. The literal last interaction she had before she made this terrible decision was one of those "socialise" interactions you sometimes see and she offered a job to one of my playables, Connor Weir's wife Palmira Wendland. So basically she killed herself but offered her job to someone else just to make sure the employer wouldn't lose out on an employee. Such foresight!

I can interpret this in one of two ways, either the townie was very sick and recommended someone to take her place, or I can go the dark route and call foul play. What to do, what to do...