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#26 Old 12th Jun 2007 at 10:19 PM
The funniest thing thats happened during an exam was my science teacher giving his long speech on why you shouldn't talk and then walk around with a smug look sat on a table which collapsed and the papers that where going to be handed out fell on him and on the floor everyone was laughing.

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#27 Old 12th Jun 2007 at 10:52 PM
Well, I'm not sure if this qualifies, but the other day my math teacher was giving us our grades on the exam, and she suddenly said, "Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you -- this is really funny. When I was photocopying the tests, I accidentally put the answer key on the back!" *crickets chirp*

The only really funny part is imagining her having to go through every single test and rip off the back page.
#28 Old 12th Jun 2007 at 11:13 PM
A few months ago in my Mythology class, my teacher decided to try and give us a test on the computer with an automatic grading thing. Everyone in the class failed, as she was lecturing us on studying and how we were all going to receive D's and F's on our midterms, a woman came in and said that the grading system had screwed up and switched the answering keys.
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#29 Old 12th Jun 2007 at 11:33 PM
Well ok...mines kind of funny in someways..i have a couple of them ..

#1 My drama class is in the school theature so basically we have a stage, a catwalk, backstage, dressing room, etc. My friend Evan and I decided that we wanted to go up on the catwalk, but we were never allowed up there it was against "School Rules" or something like that. So we basically snuck into the back where the door leads up there and we snuck up there. When we got on the catwalk we just sat there and started making the craziest noises...some were like birds or some kind of dying animals. While everybody was finishing their finals below us, people kept looking up and around trying to figure out where it came from. Then when we noticed that our teacher was going to come up on the catwalk, we ran down the stairs [[and i must say they are pitch black!]] and while running down the stairs I tripped and ripped my skirt. Talk about karma!

#2 In my P.E final we usually get to hang out and play a couple of games after we finish. Well in my P.E class was my most recent Ex-boyfriend and i was still basically P***ed at him for what he did to me, so when we went and got the Volleyballs to go and play our game, I just took the ball and chucked it at his head as hard as i could. He turned around to see who did it and i just waved at him...then i guess it wasn't a good thing, but then i flipped him off [[haha]]

#3 Well in my English final, another one of my Ex-boyfriends are in that class, but me and him are really good friends and stuff. Well he thought it would be funny to stick something down my shirt and then try and get it....which wasn't the best idea. He threw a quarter down my shirt then he attempted to grab it, but i wouldnt' let him, because well you get the picture. The whole while he was trying to grab it and such this kid was recording the whole thing with my teachers Camcorder! So i have no idea what has come of that tape....[[it was recorded a week ago]]

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#30 Old 13th Jun 2007 at 12:51 PM
today the clock well off the wall and so everyone decided to go 'owww' and moaning sounds for a couple of minutes O.O
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#31 Old 13th Jun 2007 at 2:39 PM
Well, we are allowed to bring laptops and printers to our written exams, and with a room with about 80 students that mean a lot of cords and extension cords, right? The extension cords hang from the ceiling and down across the small spaces between the tables and during our English exam last friday the invigilator tripped over some of the wires and fell on his face! Thankfully he didn't hurt himself and was able to laugh about it afterwards..

Also at that exam, you are only allowed to go to the bathroom one at a time but I guess they forgot that because when I had to go, I met a fellow classmate out there.. So technically we could have cheated!

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#32 Old 13th Jun 2007 at 2:58 PM
I was exempt from all exams except for one, which I got an A on anyways. I got exempt from Advanced Biology the day before exams started due to a good test score on the Echinoderms. So I can't say much was strange there. :D

Pardon me while I have a strange interlude.
Lab Assistant
#33 Old 13th Jun 2007 at 3:32 PM
once during an exam the teacher farted really really loud... o_O
and another time the whole last half hour of the lesson the teacher was talking to one kid in the class about music and that's after telling everyone to shut up because they're interrupting the kids who aren't done yet
Test Subject
#34 Old 15th Jun 2007 at 3:53 PM
UM, I actually passed.
With a scholarship to sit and study for my degree in applied sciences.

Still trying to work that one out nearly 40 years later.
Me, a farm boy, with diplomas, above 4th grade even.
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Field Researcher
#35 Old 15th Jun 2007 at 6:43 PM
A kid next to me cursed loudly when he got to the last page, the class was silent as usual, and the teacher gave him 2 detentions. It was so hilarious.
Lab Assistant
#36 Old 15th Jun 2007 at 8:14 PM
.. In a math exam I was supposed to find some angles in a circle or something.. and of course I totally forgot how to do that.
So I take out my pencil crayons, draw a line through the circle, colour the top half red, and write "GOTTA CATCH EM ALL"


I know..lame [;
Test Subject
#37 Old 15th Jun 2007 at 9:26 PM
lol vanillacreme! i wish i was brave enough to do something like that.

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Top Secret Researcher
#38 Old 15th Jun 2007 at 9:45 PM
Well, I'm like the class reble/clown and it was sooo quiet in the IT exam and I could tell everyone had finsished and were bored out their brains. So I decided to spice it up a little. :D

You know in that 3 advert where they chuck the paper aeroplanes accross the hall? Well I started it off and we made this really funny story about the IT teacher. And then I wedged a big piece of paper in to my quiff that had a drawing of my teacher on (it was like a funny one) and then the teacher saw and my paper was ripped up right in front of me.
Lab Assistant
#39 Old 15th Jun 2007 at 11:46 PM
I heard a teacher talking to another teacher about a boy who was just going home and she said that he had a nice butt...

For my chemistry exam, we had to eliminate a word out of four and explain why that word didn't fit in.

magnesium-krypton-xenon-neon

I wrote:

magnesium, because the other words end in -on.
Test Subject
#40 Old 16th Jun 2007 at 12:10 AM
Not much happens at my school, because it's private and therefore super strict...
However...

Some of the questions were sort of weird...

One of the answers was: D. Because Mrs.(teacher's name) 8th period class enjoys eating pizzas on saturday nights.

and other things like that.

And about 40 people had detention the day before the last day of finals...and that's a lot of people with detention at our school. They go crazy giving people detentions.
Lab Assistant
#41 Old 16th Jun 2007 at 12:47 AM
I wasn't in the exam at the time, but my friend was taking her last English exam when, as I was walking past the examination hall, there was a streaker that ran through the hall and back outside again
#42 Old 26th Jun 2007 at 4:45 AM
my best exam had to be when our horrible headteacher was walking up and down the aisles of desks looking at everyones worrk and then fell over!

the whole year burst into laughter!

it was hilarious
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#43 Old 26th Jun 2007 at 1:02 PM
Nothing. I have pretty boring exams.

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#44 Old 28th Jun 2007 at 1:40 AM
Well, when I was taking my english exam, everyone was done early, but we're not allowed to leave until after 2 hours.

So, everyone started making chirping noises and before you knew it the whole gym was filled with a bunch of cricket noises and the teachers and other proctors were going crazy.

The proctors told everyone to shut up, so everyone stopped. But, before you knew it, everyone was making dripping noises this time.

They let us go 5 minutes early. =]
#45 Old 28th Jun 2007 at 5:01 AM
During my science test, a kid was wearing Pink Floyd: Dark Side Of The Moon pants. The counselor came in and made him change his pants because it had one of the moon phases on it! lol
Lab Assistant
#46 Old 28th Jun 2007 at 9:37 AM
Quote: Originally posted by Bad kay
For my chemistry exam, we had to eliminate a word out of four and explain why that word didn't fit in.

magnesium-krypton-xenon-neon

I wrote:

magnesium, because the other words end in -on.

LOL, that's just what I would do! I'm curious though, did you get the marks?

I've got a few of my own:
-A guy fainted in economics. Not really that funny, but considering that he was a total jerk it was funny.

-One of my friends fell asleep in a lecture and had a nightmare. He was sitting hunched over in his seat near the aisle with his feet on the chair infront. He suddenly screams and twitches and his whole body jerks...unfortunately as his feet was on the chair in front of him he pushed it really hard and snapped the top of it off and then fell down half of the aisle (It was steps in a theatre type room) Amazingly the professor didn't even notice!

-Another girl I knew hadn't studied for an Ancient History exam, so proceeded to write an essay on what she was wearing, and how much she hated the subject and what was outside the window...needless to say she got zero.

"Those who mind don't matter; and those that matter don't mind" - Dr Suess
Lab Assistant
#47 Old 28th Jun 2007 at 12:21 PM
I won't get to see the exam, but I did get my results today and for that course, I have 93%. I wonder if the teacher gave me points for that answer... :p
Test Subject
#48 Old 29th Jun 2007 at 6:16 AM
Quote: Originally posted by Caroline
All of your exam seem pretty normal compared to ours!!

In my school, some of the boys fart/belch/fake orgasms which causes everybody to laugh, most people throw around bottles of water, and in our practice RE exam, about 3/4 of the people didn't take the exam and sat for 2 hours doing nothing! :D

haha same here caroline but sometimes i can not stop laughing at them so i have to leave the room:D
#49 Old 30th Jun 2007 at 5:51 PM
I was in a 2 hour maths exam on friday and i suddenly saw something on my shirt collar out of the corner of my eye. When i looked down there was a stripey spider on me and i hae spiders. I didnt know whta to do so i flicked it onto my test with my pen and then flicked it onto the person in front of me! I bet i looked like a right idiot lol!!
Lab Assistant
#50 Old 30th Jun 2007 at 9:40 PM
Well at my bio exam room a wierd thing happened to my teacher. The proctor made all the druggies sit in the front of the room so she could watch them; and so they made themselves comfortable there spreading out their legs infront of their desks and whatnot. So our bio teacher is a little frail woman actually and she comes in and trips RIGHT over one of the druggie's legs! She goes FLYING because shes probably like 10 pounds and all her papers scatter everywhere but one paper lands standing straight up on the blackboard chalk holder--it was the answer key! It wwas hilarious to see the druggies and the jocks start furiously writing the letters on their arms under their sleeves until the teacher noticed. It was absolute mayhem!
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