The fact that I just wanna be a writer kinda makes it hard for choosing a college major (It's almost that time ), but that's what I want to do. Sure, I could get an English degree or a Journalism degree like my dad, but I just want to write things. Heck, I'd even be a ghostwriter if that meant I could put my ideas (or my interpretation of someone else's ideas) on paper for the masses to consume.

I had my dream job once, many years ago.
I was a dressing room attendant at a strip club, helping the lovely ladies change outfits in-between their acts.
$300/week.
Wasn't much, but it was all I could afford.