"Behold! Levitating bananas and a cloche of salad balanced on my head... Oh, wait...!"

You said you wanted a tossed salad QUICK!
So I was supposed to be responding to the DJ:
This guy suck. Maybe if he actually wore those old earphones. And is his hand stuck in the mixer?

"Excuse me, but your table-eating belly is kinda putting me off my cheese sandwich. Could you please ask it to chomp a little more quietly, please?"

On Nancy I love you Soooo much! Look, I'm swooning and all tingly.
Frank, this is not romantic. Just get out.
But I LOOOVE you! I adore you! When you tinkle it is music to my ears..
OMG
..and when you fart it is just so CUTE!
This is why i stay fully clothed in the loo

gramma!

"There is an entire spacious garden over there, why do you insist on dancing on my toes?"