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#1
15th Jan 2013 at 7:28 PM
15th Jan 2013 at 7:28 PM
First collection of stories
Quote: Originally posted by izzikat
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Requested Username: IzziTheBow Reason for changing: Well, you see, I am not actually human. I am an extra terrestrial, from the planet Llamae. My family come from a long line of nomadic Llama hunters. But you see, I am allergic to Llama meat, and NASA recently discovered our planet. They are evil. They have forced me and my family to move to Earth for... 'tests'. But! We escaped from their lair. and now we live among the common human. How do we get away with this? Well the Llamaen people are almost indistinguishable from the common homo sapiens. Why do I need to change my name? Because, if I am found with my old name, I fear NASA will capture me and my family again, and resume their horrifying tests on our merciless people. 
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Posted Jan 15, 2013
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2nd Feb 2013 at 4:44 PM
2nd Feb 2013 at 4:44 PM
Quote: Originally posted by HerGoldenHair
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Requested username: sammonsim Reason for changing: I think "hergoldenhair" is a mouthful to type, even for me -.- And I didn't expect to actually post here when I signed up. I was just in it for the downloads.  Also, I want the name of my blog and my username here to be the same if possible. So yeah. I know it can be a pain to have to manually change account details for users, so, sorry for the trouble... and if thou grantest my request, I shall be mucho honored *bows low* Ok, I'm not really creative myself so for funny stories, would you like to hear about my sims? In my first ever challenge game, Miriam & husband survived a zombie apocalypse by locking themselves into a yard surrounded by stone walls. They gardened and fished to survive, occasionally made babies, argued (he was hot headed), and watched the stars. A lot. Finally they reached elder status, happy(ish) and surrounded by kids: a YA son, a teen, two children and two toddlers. Plus one teen ghost who hadn't survived the zombies. I was a bit disappointed she didn't have triplets, because I hadn't had any in TS3 yet, but oh well. Miriam and her husband aged up to elder. They'd had their share of fights, but always made up, and were still very in love. So, they both rolled wishes to woohoo with each other. I, their maker, thought, "How sweet... well, why not?" and told them to go ahead. Then sent them back to gardening/fishing to store up food for future generations. The next day, Miriam suddenly switched into a floating head with feet. "You have got to be kidding me..." So I got her some maternity clothing.  She has no stereo, no TV, reads no pregnancy books... and gives birth to three triplets (no duh), which she leaves lying all over the front yard, because in the apocalypse, THERE ARE NO CRIBS. This event brings her total up to ten children, nine of which survived, leaving me with eleven active sims (until the elders mercifully died off...making everyone miserable in the process, lol). End result: I very nearly go insane. The moral of the story is, of course, to be careful what you wish for... |
Posted Feb. 2, 2013
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11th Mar 2013 at 1:57 AM
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12th Mar 2013 at 10:41 PM
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20th Mar 2013 at 12:59 AM
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24th Mar 2013 at 7:58 PM
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24th Mar 2013 at 8:00 PM
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#8
27th Mar 2013 at 8:56 PM
27th Mar 2013 at 8:56 PM
Quote: Originally posted by NiallHoranIsMine
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Requested username: ANiallGirl4Life Reason for changing: The more I look at my name I think, "Ya know, he's not mine, he's not property, he doesn't belong to anyone." Especially now that I'm a little more active on the site. I know you all thought I would be changing my name within a year, but not for the reason you all thought...I'm still as much a Directioner as I've always been and even though he's not anybody's I WILL always be a Niall girl <3 (you'll only understand the Niall girl thing if you're a Directioner...XD)Anyway, dunno if if I can come up with a funny story again, but here's my shot. Slight warning: Fairly long ******** Her breath hitched in her throat as she hid around the corner, targetting her victim. This was it. It was now or never. "Do it." A voice in her head whispered. She drew in a sharp intake of breath as she nodded, trying to stop her hands from shaking. "3 seconds." She muttered to herself. She began to count. "One...two...three!" She jumped out, soaking her victim with the contents of the watergun. Right square in the face! "BULLSEYE!" She screamed victoriously as she began to run. Behiind her, she heard a scream and then running feet as he began to chase her, already plotting his sweet revenge. "I'M GONNA GET YOU!" He yelled, spraying his "water gun." Luckily, she ducked in time and the "water" hit a tree. That's when she realized. He had filled his "water gun" with red, gooey paint. Not water. She screamed as she ran faster, forcing her 9 year old legs to carry her as far as they could go. She could hear him catching up though and she breathed heavily as she ran, but she knew that she was quickly losing. "I'VE GOT YOU!" He shrieked as he tackeled the girl to the ground. He aimed the "water gun" right at her face and she squeezed her eyes shut, already anticipating the sensation of wet, gooey paint running down her cheeks. But no. He took it to the next extreme. She was hit with the paint. But not in the face... It was in her hair. She screamed louder and it was as if the paint in her hair is what broke her. She kicked him off her and hovered over him, grinning devilishly. "You think you've won?" She asked, as she took the watergun from his clutches. She could see the fear in his eyes, but yet, he still nodded. She smirked slightly to herself as she got up and off him and slowly backed away. A confused look formed on the boy's face as he got up and stared cautiously at his twin sister. "Oh you really shouldn't have done that." She told him, her smirk growing bigger with every word. He couldn't help, but gulp. "W-why not?" He stuttered. She was still backing away as she said. "Because now, I'm gonna get my payback." He gulped again. "W-what are you going to do?" He knew she was mocking, but at this moment, he felt terrified. She then turned around and began to run. "LAST ONE TO THE HOUSE HAS TO DO THE LOSER'S CHORES FOR A WEEK!" She screamed as she ran. Her brother ran to catch up, but...well... At this point, we all know who won. And so the moral of the story is: Never ever mess up a girl's hair, because no matter her age, or no matter the occasion... She will be sure to get her revenge **** It's not as good as my last story, but if you change my name, thank you!! |
Posted March 25, 2013
#9
27th Mar 2013 at 9:00 PM
27th Mar 2013 at 9:00 PM
Quote: Originally posted by ShadowsMystery
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Requested Username: Chemic Reason for changing: well, as you can see, when I registered, it was a good 6 years ago and back when I was in high school. Plus the name is kinda really long and I'm getting tired of everyone having to write out the full name out if they're responding to me about something. Oh, and a story to make you laugh? Oh what story to tell, what story... When I was about 8, my mom, grandma, and I went on a trip to Busch Gardens. One evening, my mom wanted to go eat at Olive Garden, but as we weren't that familiar with the area, she was having trouble finding it. My grandma, meanwhile, is running her mouth off as usual, and was saying things like "what about that road?" "are you sure it's this way?" "did you try over there?" etc. Being my blunt self, I suddenly went "Does grandma ever shut up?! I bet she can't be quiet for 5 minutes!" Grandma huffed and went "Well!" and shut up... only to start talking her head off again not even a minute later. |
Posted March 26, 2013
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Quote: Originally posted by N8iveSims
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But Shadows! You're leaving us hanging! Did you ever find Olive Garden?
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Quote: Originally posted by ShadowsMystery
| Oh yes, we eventually found it. I got a kid's cheese pizza and, because I was an odd kid and didn't like the crust, I would eat each slice and put the crust back down in its original spot so by the time I finished the pizza, all the crust pieces formed a perfect ring. It amused the waitress when she saw my masterpiece. |
(Another name I think I will be sorry to see go.)
#10
22nd Apr 2013 at 9:08 PM
22nd Apr 2013 at 9:08 PM
Quote: Originally posted by xMissAznDollx
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Thanks goodness for this option, oh moderators of this community. I have been hiding from the forums by the embarassment of my username. As I'm on a shared computer, it is PAINFUL to type this name every time I log in. Even the keyboard just begs me to stop. Years back, I thought it would be uber kewl to have a lot of x's followed by 5000 x's. Now I realize I've made a huge mistake. Anyway requested, I would like to change my name to: Shabbs It's almost similar to my other log in usernames and I just stuck with it ever since. Edit: JOKE just for the lols - Have you ever notice when geese fly in the "V" shape, one side is longer than the other? Do you ever wonder why? Well it's because the longer side has more geese. 
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I don't know how funny this is, but I am always in favor of lots of x's going away. I'm archiving it in case the name change happens. (And rather hoping it does.) Posted April 18
#11
29th Apr 2013 at 4:10 AM
29th Apr 2013 at 4:10 AM
Quote: Originally posted by PlayinSafe
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Requested username: Annabel Lee Reason for changing: absconding with absinthe... looking for laudanum... dusting off my calligraphy quill... [a wishful edit of Annabel Lee by Edgar Allan Poe] It was many and many a time ago, In Sunset Valley by the sea, That a maiden there lived whom you may know By the name of Annabel Lee; And this maiden she lived with no other thought Than to hear her name spoken by sweet Delphy. So, c'mon Delphy. Don't make me go Tell Tale Heart on your arse. 
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Posted April 26. (Good job!)
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29th Apr 2013 at 4:12 AM
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4th May 2013 at 12:46 AM
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12th Jun 2013 at 11:46 PM
Last edited by Ghost sdoj : 30th Jan 2019 at 4:04 PM.
12th Jun 2013 at 11:46 PM
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Quote: Originally posted by Name Deleted
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Requested Username: Fanaskher Reasoning: One, I go by my real name on here, which clearly bothers me as it's very easy to Google me and find out my information. Yes, I have tried it myself. Two, I just prefer not to have my name out there so easily. I made this account three years ago, not thinking I would use it much, but I do. Three, I've become more synonymous with Fanaskher. The name itself is a wrestling joke as I'm a big wrestling fan. Funny Stories: - In second grade, I wasn't able to go to school because I had a fever. This made me mad because it was the annual field day at my elementary school. Moving later into the day, my mom and I were in her room watching some dog show when I had the urge to go to the bathroom. I'm sitting on the toilet, doing my business when all of a sudden at the same time of me crapping, I started to puke all over her bathroom floor. - In my freshman year of high school, I was on my to the stadium for gym class. Here we have an outdoor school, so that means there are different buildings and the classrooms are access from outside except for two buildings. That day, I was wearing a skirt, which is rare for me. I'm walking to class with two guys walking behind me when the wind wanted to make its presents known. My skirt flew up all the way and me and the two guys all scream. I was most terrified because I was on monthly. - That same year, I ate lunch with an old crush of mine and because of the way the lunch is here, I had the first lunch break. That means I go straight to lunch after third period with my binder and books. Everyday for lunch, I ordered nachos. I go to sit down next to my crush and I put my nachos on top of the binder. While I'm talking to someone, I feel this warmness out of nowhere until I look down and see that my nachos fell into my lap because of the slope angle the binder was at. My crush turns to me and says that he watched the nachos fall into my lap without even trying to stop it. While I'm upset at him, another friend yells over at me 'Can I have your crotchos?'. I simply just gave the guy my nachos. Thank you in advance if my request gets fulfilled. |
(And on a side note, TheCantankerousUnicorn decided not to get a name change after all.
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#15
12th Jun 2013 at 11:49 PM
12th Jun 2013 at 11:49 PM
Quote: Originally posted by xsilentxdarknessx
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hello delphy. requested username: ximmortalityx reason for changing: because, ive grown out of liking the name "xsilentxdarknessx" and i needed something cooler, so i chose to have the name "ximmortalityx" the name doesnt belong to anybody. (i already checked).other reason: i like the name ximmortalityx better, because it doesnt mean anything nasty, but its a good name and a better one for me. funny story: well, wat if a person said they were immortal? then people took that to serious and told the whole world about wat that one person said...the funny part about this is that the person was joking about being immortal and it turned out to be a costume contest and the "immortal" person was dressed up as a vampire
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I'm in favor of all the x's going away.
#16
13th Jun 2013 at 7:57 PM
Last edited by Ghost sdoj : 20th Jun 2013 at 8:32 PM.
13th Jun 2013 at 7:57 PM
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Quote: Originally posted by daniandan
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Requested username: WalkingBurrito Reason for changing: I felt like changing my username to something else. So, to amuse you, here is a story: The train was quite crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?' The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular 'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.' The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under the yapping dog. 'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.' She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!' This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honour! This American should be put in his place!' An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, 'Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window. And if that isn't funny enough, here's another one Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes," replies Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Meteorologically, I suspect we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?" Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone stole our tent!" And a funny image |
Memo to self:Images need to be kept out of the quote.
Edit: She decided she wanted Guerra instead of Walking Burrito
#17
18th Jun 2013 at 9:09 PM
18th Jun 2013 at 9:09 PM
Quote: Originally posted by Nors
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Requested username: Springbunny Reason for changing: 1. About a year ago I started to change my internet username Nors on most websites to Springbunny. Kind of like a new start, and to leave a bit of the past behind so i obviously want to do that here too. 2. I'm going to upload some more CC soon and I don't want to start a blog with more CC with a different name than here on MTS, that would be a bit confusing. 3. The name springbunny came from my bunny and dear friend Nougat who recently passed. He was born in the spring and every time I read the username it makes me a bit warm and soft inside. 4. But how come that my username is a fish when I don't even like fish? Well here's the story behind Nors: Back in ye olden days my older brother was the coolest guy on earth according to me. He and his friend were fans of a Swedish comedian duo - "Anders & Måns" and the endings of their TV shows were hilarious. And the ending song was called "djuret nors" (the animal nors). And Anders sing it in a funny voice and it goes like this if you want to hear it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0mSHJrV0vc If you translate the lyrics to English: "A beautiful thought of course But there's nothing as good as the animal Nors Think of a beaver with a smell of tomato A turbot that taste like arugula salad And a dog that spreads a scent, that reminds you of honeysuckle and fruit A beautiful thought of course But there's nothing as good as the animal Nors IT'S. A. BEAUTIFUL. THOUGHT. OF COURSE. But there's nothing as good as the animal Nors (But there's nothing as good as the animal Nors)" So when me and my brother signed up for a sims-site the choice of nickname was obvious - Nors. Well fish isn't cool and  are much cuter!One more funny story: |
Posted June 18 (And the joke in the spoiler is worth reading)
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19th Jun 2013 at 9:41 PM
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23rd Jun 2013 at 3:23 PM
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#20
27th Jun 2013 at 9:48 PM
27th Jun 2013 at 9:48 PM
Quote: Originally posted by picass0blue
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Hello. I would like to request my moniker be changed to Gutterfly because picass0blue is my legal name in real life and I'm scared that the authorities will find me on this site. In my country, human simulation is now highly illegal due to the new King's belief in the sanctity of life - it is considered to be voodoo. I have been accessing ModTheSims through a number of proxies over the years. To access the proxy from my country, you have to do the Timewarp two hundred times exactly, stand on your head for eight days without sustenance, and ply the Web Troll with gifts of Pecan Sandies and Jack Daniels. All things considered, it takes me a lot more effort to participate in your website as often as I do, than it would for someone to simply change my username so that I can tremble a little less while doing so. I beg of you to have mercy, as on your heads be it if I disappear from the community and there's one less person posting thanks on people's hard work. If missing for longer than six months, please assume they have got me. |
Posted June 27
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28th Jun 2013 at 4:47 PM
28th Jun 2013 at 4:47 PM
Quote: Originally posted by Eva2164
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Requested Username: Seulaeri Reason for change: I'm going to start creating/releasing cc & I want to have the same username for everything. I found two jokes from laughfactory.com that I got a chuckle out of...  1. A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."  2. A guy was at a bar and needed to fart. He figured that the music was so loud that no one would be able to hear him, so he just went for it and timed his farts to the beat of the music. After he relieved himself he looked up to see everyone staring at him  . Then he realized that he was listening to his iPod.And lastly, my favorite, from the show Martin: The Night He Came Home... 3. It was a dark and moonless night at the bayou, in a deserted graveyard behind an old abandoned church. An old preacher stood among the tombstones and he called out to his people, "COME NOW! We must face our evil. Our village has been haunted by the walking dead. How many of you here, have seen a ghost in the middle of the night?" And one by one all the people started raising their hands up into the night air. And the preacher continued, "How many of you have touched a ghost?" And a few people, with a dead look in their eyes, start raising up their hands. And somewhere, an owl screeched- DAAAAAAAAAAAA!! [funnier if you watch the episode] And the preacher asked, "How many of you, have kissed the lips of a ghost?" And one man, raised his hand up. His eyes were sunken into his head and his face, his face was half gone. And his breath stank all that be damned. Everybody gasped. The preacher looked down at the man, and he asked, "You actually kissed the lips of a ghost?" And the man said, "Ghost? Oh I thought you said goat." 
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Posted June 28
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#24
17th Aug 2013 at 4:30 PM
17th Aug 2013 at 4:30 PM
Quote: Originally posted by Fergie_F
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Requested username: Fergus' Mind Reasons for change: Have you ever had people make assumptions about you based on your name alone? In my case the answer is yes, people see my name and assume I am a girl. Fergie was a nickname that I had growing up, hence why I chose it as my username. But recently it has had people getting the wrong picture. I'd like to be recognised for who I am; a guy. Fergus is my full name and my mind is very much on the site a lot of the time, regardless of whether I am logged in or not. My mind has a habit of wandering to this site and so I thought it would be nice if my username reflected this. My mind and imagination create my uploads and so I thought it might be nice to give them credit, otherwise that's just plagiarism. Also I’m not a large breasted hussy that sings and raps, hence why I’d like so wave good bye to “Fergie”. As for funnies: (Edit by Ghost: Pictures can't be quoted so I'm adding it later) I'll also bake you cookies I can't guarantee that I wont eat them myself though.
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18th Aug 2013 at 11:14 PM
18th Aug 2013 at 11:14 PM
Quote: Originally posted by Romemeister
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Requested username: Tensimoles Story: Not that funny, but a somewhat amusing story nonetheless. Well when I was 5/6 my tooth fell out. I (somehow) completely forgot and when I was drinking my carton of juice at lunchtime in school, I thought I was sticking a straw through my tooth telling everyone to look. Then I remembered my tooth fell out  .
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