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Mad Poster
#26 Old 9th Jun 2009 at 11:37 AM
and she cares why...?

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Theorist
#27 Old 9th Jun 2009 at 11:39 AM
I don't know! She doesn't tell me about her fantasies!... I have no clue what she has in plan for me this weekend *shudders*
Mad Poster
#28 Old 9th Jun 2009 at 11:46 AM
*whispers* Use protection!
Mad Poster
#29 Old 9th Jun 2009 at 11:48 AM
*whispers* If it involves rope, gags, and scissors, don't do it!

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Theorist
#30 Old 9th Jun 2009 at 12:03 PM
uh ohs..... This time I'll have to tell the truth to the managers
Mad Poster
#31 Old 9th Jun 2009 at 12:08 PM
Typical
#32 Old 9th Jun 2009 at 5:12 PM
Quote: Originally posted by ZimZ
I don't know! She doesn't tell me about her fantasies!... I have no clue what she has in plan for me this weekend *shudders*

Hmmm
I would have to agree with Ri, PROTECTION!!! C*nd*ms would be good for that...
Mad Poster
#33 Old 10th Jun 2009 at 6:24 AM
Or a plastic bag.

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Mad Poster
#34 Old 10th Jun 2009 at 7:50 AM
Don't use tissues.
Mad Poster
#35 Old 10th Jun 2009 at 8:26 AM
Only for clean-up.

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Theorist
#36 Old 10th Jun 2009 at 8:39 AM
umm.. eww much?... And you guys know this... how?
Mad Poster
#37 Old 10th Jun 2009 at 8:50 AM
Trust me, I can make it worse. XD
Theorist
#38 Old 10th Jun 2009 at 9:05 AM
No seriously... how exactly do you know? Have you gone kaboomba with a girl?
Mad Poster
#39 Old 10th Jun 2009 at 9:17 AM
No, XD. I plan on staying a virgin till marriage.
Theorist
#40 Old 10th Jun 2009 at 9:37 AM
Good boy.
Theorist
#41 Old 10th Jun 2009 at 9:37 AM
I don't know what she's gonna do, as soon as I find her in underwear walking to me I'll already be home
Mad Poster
#42 Old 10th Jun 2009 at 9:42 AM
Never use hot water to clean up.


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Theorist
#43 Old 10th Jun 2009 at 9:44 AM
umm........... I'm not even 16. I'm not legal yet so i can't go kaboomba wth her until the 19th of December.
Mad Poster
#44 Old 10th Jun 2009 at 9:48 AM
you're in england?

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Mad Poster
#45 Old 10th Jun 2009 at 9:56 AM
He's Aussie, Remember?
Mad Poster
#46 Old 10th Jun 2009 at 9:57 AM
really? *was incorrect*

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Mad Poster
#47 Old 10th Jun 2009 at 10:42 AM
He's only said it, like, 80 times.
Mad Poster
#48 Old 10th Jun 2009 at 11:07 AM
I could have sworn he said england. So 16 is legal age in Aus as well as Eng?

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Mad Poster
#49 Old 10th Jun 2009 at 11:08 AM
As well as here in U.S.
Mad Poster
#50 Old 10th Jun 2009 at 11:15 AM
no...it's 18. If one is older than 18 and the other is not it's statutory rape. :P

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