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The Birth of Venus Sim Realism painting featuring Jack Thompson

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Uploaded: 20th Aug 2006 at 5:38 AM
Some might call Sandro Botticelli a one hit wonder in the art world, The Birth of Venus being his Ice Ice Baby Too Sexy Rico Suave Mickey. I would like to find these people and cage them for scientific study as they are quirky and dangerous.

And speaking od dangerous...look at the original painting if you are curious. That woman is naked! What type of God comes out of a shell naked? Think of the children.

Luckly your friend and mine Jack "the machine gun" Thompson is there to protect us, as John Ashcroft tends to be more into censoring scupltures (as he has stated they are a greater threat, as they could possibly trick toddlers into suckling them).

And if that happened they would naturally turn into golems and there would be a war unlike any we have seen before. The only possible defense being chisel guns and as research has show Medusa' heads...being a sort of double stone negative.

Hand Birth of Venus featuring Jack as a reminder of the Golem threat. Be strong.

Be vigilant.

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