The Best Comebacks You've Ever Heard

Scholar

#26

2nd Oct 2011 at 11:55 PM

On a forum:

*long conversation between poster 1 and poster 2*

Poster 1: *incredibly witty insult*

Poster 2: haha joke's on you I can't read! :P

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lorenrose1013

Instructor

#27

13th Oct 2011 at 3:28 AM

I saw this on asdf movie four
Person 1: Nice hat
Person 2: Thanks
Person 1: I was being sarcastic
Person 2: Well I stole your face

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYNdUM2gRsg

DigitalSympathies

Mad Poster

#28

13th Oct 2011 at 3:30 AM

From asdfmovie:

"There's something on your face - IT WAS PAAAAAAAIN!"

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lorenrose1013

Instructor

#29

13th Oct 2011 at 3:36 AM

Love that one
^
And "Die Potato"
"Not today!"

simrae92to7

Lab Assistant

#30

5th Apr 2012 at 5:17 AM

Quote: Originally posted by XXDeidaraXX

Well, yesterday my friend Nick decided to say that stupid "That's what she said" thing after someone said something, and then suddenly Hayley just goes "Not to you!"

Not very funny, but for some reason I found this quite amusing considering the fact that I was laughing so hard I tripped over a backpack and hit my head on a pole -_-'...

I think it's funny, I like that kind of humor.

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SpookyOkyBatGirl

Field Researcher

#31

18th Apr 2012 at 7:47 AM

Alex (who is 5'1): How's the weather up there?
Toshi (who is 6'6): -spits on him- It's raining

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kateisl33t

Test Subject

#32

26th May 2012 at 1:24 AM

Fun times in class

"Did I invite you to my barbeque?"
"Uh.. No?"
"Then get out of my grill!"

SpookyOkyBatGirl

Field Researcher

#33

26th May 2012 at 1:38 AM

Some guy insulting me on Xbox Live: (random bullshit)
One of my friends: (towards him) I feel bad for you. It must suck to not have friends.

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maxineter

Test Subject

#34

4th Oct 2012 at 10:52 PM

girls to: well you don't have a girlfriend now.
Me: yeah and I don't want one, when I see your boyfriend suffer so much from you.
her boyfriend: he has a point, because I was planning to break up with you.
Me: hahahahahaha laying on the ground in the middle of the school

and docter phill
phill: you won a price, this woman flew all from alibama.........
spoiled girl: well let her fly back.

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