"Why do the aliens like this house?" said as teen Tiffany Marsh got abducted by aliens. "At least she will get a scholarship out of it"

Her father had gotten abducted by aliens two times before. No one else in the neighborhood has been abducted, although Susan and Benjamin were fearing it.

"What the hell is that nois— oh, I forgot about the bass on the roof."

"No. NO! No!" when my Sims causes a freaking fire trying to make a TV Dinner.
And they can't extinguish themselves because they only have a bathtub and not a shower. (Can they extinguish themselves in a shower or is that something only in Sims 3?)

And something that happened immediately after. "Thanks, buddy, for nullifying this horrible moment."

"...And granny's sleeping again"

~Me toward an elderly Sim as she was in energy failure.

"I shouldn't have said anything." Said as Marshall Danders got abducted by aliens. Previously only the Marsh house had alien abductions, but they then abducted Marshall. He came back pregnant 6 days away from being an elder. He gave birth to an half alien son. Diane Danders is Daniel Pleasant and Jennifer Burb's mom, so in my hood they will have a half alien uncle. I just hope Marshall and Melinda have enough time as elders for the son to grow up to teen before they die of old age.

"Oh great, there's a traffic jam." I had remodeled the bathroom in Blau Hills Resort to add a shower, but saw a large traffic jam of tourist Sims. Not sure how to remodel it again to fix it.

"Of course" said as both Coral Ruggbyrne and Zephyretta Gossamer rolled wants to get engaged the minute I moved them into their respective dorms. I've noticed that Family Sims immediately want to get engaged in dorms.

Yup, you jinxed yourself lol.

Mr Silke! I told you to go to sleep! Why are you playing in a snowball fight???

(And he has fun, throwing snowballs at random townies with Mr Appleby, who started it. But Silke is not supposed to throw snowballs around when he is deadly ill with flu)!

"You're probably the prettiest girl in Strangetown; it's too bad you're a sociopath."

Regarding Circe Salamis.

"Why do you insist on putting the window backwards? I want it THAT way! ... *sings backstreet boys' song*"

How the hell did you get stuck behind the toddler potty? In the bathroom corner?
(Damn teen almost starving - I thought he was at school, where he should have been).

"I'm not sure that's appropriate." The nanny was drinking from the bar while on the job.

Some kids will do anything to miss school! Seriously, if he hates school that much, I'm not convinced that it's doing him any good.

I sent him to Uni

"Ohh.. that's why that'd doing that."