If townies steal the food then they should totally be on the hook for the bill!

"That "random guy" you are trying to kiss is your cousin's fiancee."
"That girl dropped out of college. She doesn't go there. She just came by to see your cousin. Because she is pregnant with his child. So, maybe. Just maybe flirting with her is not the best idea"
"Thanks for that first woohoo cut scene. Great timing. Props for choosing someone your cousin doesn't even know."

Tazama McCallister had an eventful and educational first rotation in college. He even managed to go to one class!