I think I know the signs.

Oh my goodness. I never anticipated there would be someone compared to whom I was practically a moderating influence.

I'm going to camp out right here until the creator of this group admits that she has a hopeless celebrity crush and that it looks good on her.

This is .. kind of creepy, yet hilarious. I'm so down. Do we .. do we need some sort of initiation? Haha.

Such is the life of a fangirl, yes.


What's creepy-yet-hilarious is the notion of what you, Nymp, of all people, might consider a suitable initiation. I've seen you jump into social threads with themes like "would you dare to..." or "would you rather...", offering a breezy "oh sure I'd do that" in some cases where I, for one, would have been fairly intimidated.

It's a good thing I'm not the new girl. Then I'd be scared spitless, Blake.

I'm only here because I got an invite lol

Ms. Rigby, would you happen to be anywhere near the US Midwest? It is looking like we'll need someone to go initialize Blake. And if she has been inflating the membership, her initiation might need to be sort of vigorous.

Well .. yes, I am down for anything haha. I've done some fairly outrageous things. I still do. I'll rack my brains for a suitable initiation. It'll have to be something along the lines of kissing the cod, but perhaps replace the cod with an inflatable blow up, with a picture of Mr.Ninja's avatar glued to it?
Or something. I'll think of it. Give me some time.

'k, if there are people here who aren't already doing that, I might be in the wrong group.

Blake's insanity is contagious - I love this! I haven't had this much fun since our town had an American Idol. Will Fenton ever join us or are these forums reserved for stalkage and fandomness.

Oh lord, I hope he joins us. Blake darling, send an invite!
And no, Noubie, I think you may be the only one. My kisses are reserved for Eve. And possibly pictures of Gordon Ramsay.

But... but... I wonder if there is any space of possible discussion which would, at the same time, satisfy Blake's vision and not totally squick Fenton out! I admit I have not yet taken in what she conceives would be the feel of this place, but a couple of objectives I could endorse would be:

• To provide a setting in which those in the grip of a Celebrity Crush can work one another up into an unseemly spectacle of delirious, squealing fangirlness.
• To thereby provide cover, distraction, and a lightning rod, so that Fenton and those several of his admirers who have a little common sense and discretion will have a chance to pursue their endeavours away from this unseemly spectacle.

I mean really, and especially those of you who've flirted with the boy (and no, we don't need to count up or identify everyone), did he ever make you feel like you had less than his full attention? No, eh. So, how the frack is he supposed to function in a mob? I'm confused.

Me being confused is not a bad thing in itself -- I can take it. It's just that I am 200% loyal to the boy and want to do what he'll like, so, I don't like being confused on that particular subject.


Pfffft. Well if people are going to be such lightweights about it, maybe I'd better initialize Blake myself. Blake, wear clean underthings.

Darlings, darlings. There are enough crumpets to go around and surely enough tea... Let's just say the tea is um... Irish? Noubie, will be delighted to tell you that? Won't you, my sweet? Oh, yes of course. I've been pouring for her all night.

Now, there is plenty enough time to get all of the details figured out and I will consider answering a few questions my very first order of business as the head of our little club.

Are you insane, my girl?

Well, I suppose you'd have to be more clear... But, no. I would like to think not. After all, since you all are going along with my whims wouldn't you too be just as insane? Not to say it as it's such a bad thing, of course.

Well, you must have hit your head or something?

No, no. I have not. I'm not normally like this... Not as hysterical... But, when the comedy's there, you gotta take it.

Is Fenton invited to this party?

Oh, of course he is. Whether or not he will/has accepted that invitation is yet to be discovered.

Do you live in Midwestern US?

I live in Michigan. So yes, in fact I do. That is all very true.

So, what is this about an initiation?

Well, I'm not one for dramatics but... Screw it. Let's make this fun. Think of you want... This is a club founded on insanity obsessive admiration, after all.

Hmph. Not either going along with whims. I'm just so full of Irish Breakfast tea that I really, really have to pee so I'm kind of in a hurry.

Well, the bathroom is right there! Anyways, I wish you weren't in such a hurry and you could stay a while and chat.

And I'm all lonely here on the East coast. Wahh!
On topic - I'm sure Mr.Fenton will be overjoyed to know he has a fan club of girls, being girly girls and squeeing over him and his exploits. Right?

I sure hope so. Are we being what Effie referred to as "love-smiley"? Or is that only for people who are Being In A Relationship? I tell you, sometimes that boy does make me smile until my cheeks are tired.

Dear Blake: "Effie" is the name Fenton has given to @efolger. She ought to be invited. I do not know whether she will squee, but she is known to be sweet and Good.

Nice use of alliteration Blake.

I do believe this has made not just my day but possibly my year!

He approves! Thank you, beloved Fenton, for putting my mind at ease. Blake, I honor you and kiss your pretty feet.

Oooo! Fenton showed up! How fun to have a fan club and the object of our fandom...here...with us <3

Oh joyous day! Fenton has graced us with his presence. Well, this is certainly going to prove that I am quite the club maker to the other girls.

A few things:

* Effie has been invited, and has accepted the invitation. S/he appears on the members list right now.

* Thank you, Fenton. Someone appreciates my mad alliteration skillz!

* Thank you too, Noubie. I like to think I have pretty feet too.

Haha this is awesome! Yay Blake! You got Fenton to join us!
Now my next question is - what does a fan club do, exactly? Do we go around defending Mr.Fenton's honor whenever demanded? Or is that a knight? Are we the knights of Fenton's round table?!

Of course we have to defend his honor, that among many other things. I think we've got quite the team so far, three lady Sims, a baby, a sheep, a snail, a crow, and, of course, The Fenton.

Why, thank you, dear madam. I am not sure how to feel about all this, but it is certainly amusing. And Nymphy you are not all alone on the East Coast for I am with you, albeit much further south, where we have milder winters and warmer humid summers. I haven't used social groups much before, though I have joined a few. We shall see how I acclimate to it.

Haha Nymphy. I like it. And yes, I envy your weather system. I am sick of cold. It was cold as balls in Alberta and now I've come back to the opposite side and equally as cold. Bah.
Glad you're here, Effie. Start squeeing!!