WHOO. Ok. So today was very exciting. It was my little brother’s birthday. He looks so much like my dad, it’s crazy. He’s the only one of the three of us with Dad’s hair color too. That’s right, I’m a natural blonde. I figured you knew that by now, but, you know, whatever.

Also, I’d like to point out that we have only a month until prom. And you gave us this nice project to do. I mean, this is actually kind of a cool one. You said we could write anything and everything we want to. I could basically go on a f-this rant, or just write down lyrics to a Sex Pistols song or something. But I won’t, because this is basically the only thing I’ve attempted to work on all year. It’s my end of the year present to you, Ms. Barrows.



So, yes, for prom…I dunno. I know I’m not supposed to be excited about these things, but I really am. I know who I want to go with me too. I think you know as well. She’s only the most perfect girl in the world. NO ITS NOT YOU MRS BARROW YOU SNEAKY WOMAN YOU. Tried to pull a fast one on me, didn’t you? But, in all seriousness, I’m terrified to ask her. She’s only my best friend, we’ve been that way since we were, hmm, 6 years old, and, OH YEAH I’ve had a crush on her since I was 11.

Could you possibly tell her for me? Scratch that, I’ll grow a pair and ask her next week.



By the way, here are those pictures I promised. That’s Twinkle. No, I did not name my dog Twinkle. Carri did. Even though it’s my dog. I hope mum and dad will let me bring her with me after we graduate. I might as well ask Twinkle to prom. She’d look cute in a dress and would probably just lick my shoes all night long.



This is also proof that my mom is off her nut. I was minding my own business, walking down the hallway, and that crazy woman throws a pillow at me. So, I pick it up, and she whips another out of nowhere and starts beating the life out of my nice hair. MY HAIR. Jee whiz mom. Do you know how much time and effort it takes to make it stand up like that?



I paid her back by burning the life out of supper. Nobody said I should ever cook.