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The Bachelor: Meet the Bachelorettes (1/2)
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The last time we saw our bachelor, he was standing by the roses, awaiting the first of twenty-five women to try and win him over. In this chapter, we’ll be meeting the first fifteen of the twenty five bachelorettes looking for a shot of love, and be witnessing the drama they bring along with them.
“I’m really ecstatic to meet some of the women, but I’m not looking forward to the crazy ones – there are always crazy women on shows like these.” – General Buzz Grunt

The first of the women is bachelorette, Nina Caliente! “Deeply connected to her Mediterranean roots, Nina likes exercise and bread pudding.” – Biography
“So, General Buzz, I’m really ecstatic to meet you… I looked all over your profile, and tried my very best to enter the contest. You’re a really handsome guy, you know” Said Nina.
Buzz replied, “Wow, uhm, it’s been too long since I’ve really flirted with anyone, but it’s really nice to meet you, I’ll see you inside.”
Nina is unemployed, and resides in Pleasantview with her sister Dina. Her zodiac sign is Scorpio, and she has the aspiration of Romance.

Soon after Nina disappears we view our second bachelorette – but what’s this? It’s her sister Dina!
Dina is unemployed, sharing a home with her sister Nina. She has the aspiration of Fortune and is a Sagittarius.
“Hey big guy, need a massage? I’m sure with all the time you spend working out, you get lots of knots in your back.” Dina said, with a seductive tone. As if to say, let me massage you, you don’t really have a choice.
Buzz obliged, and began telling her of his workout routine. “It all starts with quality protein powder…” He went on and on for about 15 minutes, before our camera crew motioned her to leave, because the next contestant was here.

“Zoe joined the band to get out of the dorms and make some new friends, but her real focus is on her studies. As much as she likes music, Zoe wants to graduate and get a job.” – Biography
This Shifting Paradymes band member plays the bass and studies history at La Fiesta Tech. She’s a Cancer, with the aspiration of Popularity.
“I brought along some music we could dance too, it’s my band, if you’d like to hear some.” Zoe batted her eyelashes shyly, and Buzz began to smile. They danced, and danced, and danced. Eventually Buzz dipped her for a small kiss – the meeting ended with her receiving the first rose of the season.
We asked Buzz why he felt such a connection to Zoe, and he simply stated “She’s got such a head on her shoulders, my family needs a strong woman like that.”

Let’s take a break on watching Buzz while we wait for the other women to arrive, and see how things are going inside the house.
“Nina! You knew I was going to be here, and you just had to ruin it!”
“Dina, you’re so selfish, and you never care about me, you’re just in it for the money!”
“Oh please, Nina, you’re just in it because it’s no fun being a string of Don’s lovers!”
The arguments went on, and it was no exception for when Zoe entered the room. She awkwardly watched them duke it out, hoping they wouldn’t gang up on her because of her rose.

Speaking of roses, Bluewater Village’s prized florist, Florence Delarosa, stepped onto the scene to greet our bachelor, making her the forth bachelorette. She’s an Aquarius, and a knowledge aspiration.
“Hey, Buzz, I brought you a gift!” Florence said, in a friendly tone. Buzz didn’t know exactly what to do; his training hadn’t prepared him for moments like these. He accepted it, shaking it around a bit. Florence assured him that he could open it later if he’d like.
Florence left to join the women soon after, she felt slightly insulted that she hadn’t received a rose from the General.
Buzz later confided in us that he hoped the gift was chains for his tires, or new exercise equipment.

“When Vivian’s husband died in the line of duty she thought she’d never love again.” – Biography
Vivian Cho is the proud single mother of toddler Etsu, she’s also an Intern. A Libra with a family aspiration, Vivian Cho is looking for love; she states that she’s willing to accept the military lifestyle, being that her family had one before. She and her daughter live in an apartment in Belladonna Cove.
When Vivian walked up to meet Buzz, she didn’t know what to say. She joked around a bit, poking at small talk, and then offered up a push-up contest. Buzz agreed joyously, as he got to show off for the cameras. Buzz did his push-ups one handed, while Vivian struggled even using her knees. She left without a rose, but Buzz did have something to say about her.
“We both have children, and it’s nice to meet someone who understands being a single parent.”

“Finally out of the Monty compound, Bianca is looking for love so she can start a family of her own.” – Biography
Bianca Monty hails from Veronaville, and albeit she doesn’t have a family, she definitely wants one. She’s unemployed, her zodiac sign is Cancer, and she has the family aspiration. Bianca brought a football to try and show Buzz her sporty side.
They tossed the ball around like small kids during recess. Bianca never missed a catch, and they took the time they were together to discuss her family’s feud. Buzz felt a close connection in her, as it must have taken a lot of chutzpah to tell him about the Capp’s. He gave her a rose, and sent the young woman on her way.

Although she’s less suave and a tad shadier than any other contestants, she somehow landed on the list of bachelorettes as lucky number seven. Allegra Gorey, an Art major at Sims State. She’s introverted, has a knowledge aspiration, and enjoys sticking to her small circle of friends. Her biography states “Allegra is a bleeding heart romantic but you wouldn’t know that from looking at her.” So, perhaps this Pisces has a little in store for us.
Allegra stuck her hand out, for a shake. As Buzz pulled his hand in for a firm handshake, she pulled hers away, performing a fake out. She then said “Tootles”, winked, and swept off in the night. Buzz was left standing there, a little dazed by the small interaction.

Kaylynn Langerak has always been the woman of men’s dreams, but she’s tired of just being a booty call, and she’s ready to be a wife. She’s an Aquarius, with a family aspiration. She’s also a maid, with irresistible cleaning ability. She left Pleasantview in hopes to make her dreams, a reality.
Kaylynn walked up to Buzz, as if he was a man she’d seen a million times, and fallen in love with since the first time they’ve met. She placed her hands on his back, embracing him. She was being a tease, being flirtatious but never letting him have the satisfaction of flirting back. She smiled, and then when she left Buzz, she frowned. Because, a woman like her should get a rose from first sight.

She saw Zoe and Bianca sitting on a couch together, sipping champagne. Everyone else was as well; they were trying to get cozy with the competitors, in hopes of finding out something they shouldn’t. Kaylynn was devastated to see that those girls had gotten a rose, but not her. She slumped down on a chair, drinking the champagne like nobody’s business.

Out by Buzz, we’re introduced to the next bachelorette: Samantha Cordial, from Belladonna Cove. She lives with her sister Kimberly, and has the Knowledge aspiration. Samantha is a Nurse, and loves helping people very much. She’s also an Aries.
“Nice to meet you, I’m Samantha” She greeted him with utter causality, but as she got closer you could tell she was nervous. They chatted, mostly small talk. Then she randomly started tickling him - the General was a very ticklish man. He hugged her goodbye, assuring he’d see her inside, and she walked to join the countless women in the mansion.

Grilled Cheese, it’s the way of life for Natasha Una, bachelorette number ten. She’s an unemployed artist with the zodiac sign of Sagittarius, who lives in Desiderata Valley.
Natasha began the conversation with Grilled Cheese, and it didn’t seem like Buzz really enjoyed it. Let’s hope she can make up for that bad start later on.

Kristen Singles is a Taurus. She’s also unemployed, and a fortune aspiration. This girl lives with three other roommates in Strangetown – the same town our bachelor is from! Let’s see what happens!
Kristen walked up to the bachelor, cleared her throat, and told him that she was going to rap. He laughed – this was something new.

“Yo Buzz, you so fine, you’re so mine, even though you ain’t no LIGHTYEAR”

She sung other poorly created raps, as the night went on. Buzz danced, even though he can’t. Eventually Buzz sent her on her way, he seemed to enjoy the creativity and genuine thought she had provided.

The next bachelorette is the sweet mother of two boys: Dustin and Beau. Straight from Pleasantview, this widowed mother is an Aries. She’s unemployed with the family aspiration; she’s Brandi Broke. “Friendly by nature, Brandi is often been accused of being overly so. She enjoys grape juice and crumpling tin foil.” –Biography
Brandi walked over to Buzz joyously, creating small talk. Then she opened up, telling Buzz one of the jokes her son told her recently. “Why is Peterpan always flying? Because he NEVERLANDS!” Buzz really appreciated Brandi’s attempt at easing the awkward environment – he handed her a rose with a glistening smile. She walked to the room proudly, making this the first time she’s set out for love since the accident.

Brandi went into the room to join the other two women that had received roses: Zoe, and Bianca. The other competitors realized something at that moment: there are only 12 roses left, and not all of the bachelorettes were introduced yet.

Patricia Wan, an internet movie critic of Riverblossom Hills, is the next bachelorette. She has the popularity aspiration, and her zodiac sign is Aries. She lives with her niece Cleo.
“Patricia moved to town with Cleo to find a great story, not love.” – Biography
Patricia met up with buzz, with a friendly smile. She didn’t know if she exactly wanted to be here, but she didn’t feel like she’d stay long anyways. She had only come along; because her niece Cleo persuaded. She told Cleo she wasn’t going to go, and instead said she was going to vacation somewhere.
Buzz saw through Patricia’s smile, and noticed she felt like an outsider here. He did too, being the only man for miles it seemed like. Patricia had two handheld games, and gave one to Buzz. They played against each other, and with each other. Buzz realized they made a good team – and gave her a rose.

Brittany Upsnott is the epitome of drama queen. She’s a Drama major, a popularity aspiration, a Capricorn, and she’s the head member of a sorority in Sims State University.
Brittany walked up to greet Buzz, wearing incredibly long heels. She shook her hips playfully, telling herself she’s every man’s dream. Then she fell. She fells on her face. Splat, blink, zonk, or ding whatever noise comes up when “the bodies hit the floor”. Buzz shed his eyes in disgrace, and embarrassment for Brittany. Brittany helped herself up, and ran off shielding tears and a bloody nose.

Buzz has one thing to say about the incident: “I felt as though she was glaring through to my soul, it was an uncomfortable feeling.”

Perhaps this next girl won’t be as overbearing. Cassandra Goth, she broke off her engagement to come on the show. She lives in Pleasantview with her father Mortimer, and kid brother Alexander. She’s a Field researcher, family aspiration, and Virgo. Oh, did we mention her mother’s been missing for quite a while now?
Cassandra walked up to Buzz slowly, smiling slightly. She was incredibly nervous, and felt broken inside from the torment she endured with Don. Buzz saw her nervousness, and smirked. He tried to cheer her up, and then realized she looked like a woman he’d seen once before – a beautiful woman. He gave her a rose, and thought about where he’d seen that woman. He couldn’t remember and he’d have to think about it later, when he wasn’t trying to win the hearts of one of these women.

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