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“Do the people that work in these little shops in the airport have any idea what the prices are every place else in the world?!
[audience laughs] Ya 14 dollars? Tuna sandwich, we think that’s fair,
[audience laughs] that’s what we charge in our country.
Then you get on the plane. The pilot of course always has to come on the P.A. system. This guy is so excited about being a Pilot that he can’t even stand himself.
[audience laughs]
Well, I’m gonna take it up to about 20,000. And then I’m gonna make a left by Pittsburgh and then I’m gonna make a right by Chicago, then I’m gonna bring it down to 15,000 – the whole route, all his moves, we are in the back going, yah, fine, that’s – just do whatever the hell you gotta do,
[audience laughs] end up where it says on the ticket, really, that’s all my concern.
[audience laughs and cheers]
“Do I bother him, with what I’m doing, knocking on the cockpit door, “I’m having the peanuts now.
[audience laughs] Yeah, that’s what we’re doing back here. Thought I’d keep you posted. I’m not gonna have them all now. I’m gonna have a few. I don’t wanna finish it because it’s such a big bag!”
Then the stewardess has to come out, they have to do their emergency equipment show, you know that thing they do, one reads it, the other one acts it out.
[Ryn singing] “Hey we have seat-belts, oxygen masks and things for you to use”
[audience laughs]
“They show you how to use a seat-belt, in case you haven’t been in a car since 1965.
[audience laughs] “Oh you lift up on the buckle, ohhhh !!! I was trying to just break the metal apart !
[audience laughs] I thought that’s how it works. I was going to try to tear the fabric part of the belt. I thought if I could just get it started…”. “
The audience was loving
Ryn’s stand up routine and by the end of the night she had raked in a lot of money from tips. It was always why coming to Legends Comedy Nightclub was her favorite place to perform.
Just as
Ryn had finished up and was packing up, maybe grabbing one drink, before heading out, did she spot
Geoffrey Landgraab.
Geoffrey was one of the richest men in the world. Multi-Billionaire, Philanthropist, Interloper.
Ryn had remembered a party he had invited her family to when she was a little girl. It was so extravagant and
Ryn wanted to one day be as rich as
Geoffrey and as pretty as his wife,
Nancy.
Ryn knew that she had to have a conversation with him. She was a bit star struck and he was after all, a great admirer to her father.
Geoffrey was surrounded by an entourage,
Ryn knew it would seem kind of awkward to walk up to them randomly, but no stranger to being extroverted, she knew she had enough charm to invite herself over.
As
Ryn approached
Geoffrey he spotted her in her sleek blue dress and stared at the blonde bombshell walking towards him.
“Hello,
Mr. Landgraab, do you mind if I have this sea-?"
"Go ahead and sit down, you are a d-de-delif-deliful looking woman.”
Geoffrey said blinking unevenly
Ryn ignored it, she could instantly tell that he was drunk and his breath was strong with whiskey, but nevertheless, she just wanted quick words with him and then she would leave him to enjoy his night.
“
Mr. Landgraab”
Ryn boomed her voice loud from excitement, “I just want you to know that you are a great admirer to my family. You helped influence my father growing up, and motivated him to be as successful as he is now. And he has always wanted to meet-”
“Slow down my lady.”
Geoffrey said waving his hand
“Yes.”
Ryn stopped abruptly, placing her hands in her lap, “of course.”
Geoffrey stared at
Ryn’s thighs and made his way up to her dress, he could slightly see her panties if he stared hard enough and they made him excited. He had to have her.
“What is it you said your name was again?”
Geoffrey said standing up and helping
Ryn off of the seat
Ryn allowed him to hold her hand, she dusted off the bottom of her dress as she stood and
Geoffrey watched has she brushed her derriere.
“
Ryn.” she smiled looking him in the eye like any friendly extroverted human being would. “
Ryn Sierra. My father is
Christian Sierra.”
Geoffrey stared at
Ryn for a little while, “oh
Christian” he slurred, “he’s the CEO of Corrine Estates?”
“Yes!”
Ryn smiled, “that’s actually where my name comes from. They named me after the estates” she laughed at how ridiculous it sounded
“Well” he said, he was standing so close to her she could smell the alcohol on his breath and his cologne… and it didn’t smell too pleasing. “They did a good service having you.” he flirted
There was an awkward silence and
Ryn looked around the room with an awkward smile as
Geoffrey continued staring at her transfixed. The bar had cleared out fast.
“Is this really about to happen”
Ryn thought to herself
But before she could think another word,
Geoffrey had already stuck his tongue down her throat. She at first curiously allowed it until she could taste his alcohol followed by gooey saliva that she was sure was tar as a result of smoking cigarettes.
“Woah there.” she said pulling away and looking around for
Geoffrey’s entourage, of which was nowhere to be found. Had they really left him?
Well.
Ryn didn’t want to leave him very drunk all by himself.
“Okay, let’s get you a cab home?” she said grabbing his shoulder
“A cab!?”
Geoffrey slurred in disdain at the notion of a taxi
“Yep. C’mon bud.”
Ryn continued, ushering him to the exit
“Do you know who I am, young lady?”
Geoffrey slurred, “I’m
Mr. Landgraab, I don’t take taxi’s” he laughed
“Well”
Ryn assured, “your entourage left you here by yourself so it’s either a taxi or your feet” she was growing slightly impatient and annoyed
Geoffrey laughed again, “my keys are downstairs on the bottom floor. We can go get them and you can drive my car.”
Ryn wrinkled her nose in disdain looking at
Geoffrey’s growing boner and watched as he licked his lips at her, saliva glistening on his chin.
“Okay, let’s go get the keys.” she said turning and walking towards the elevator.
But when they got downstairs,
Geoffrey’s keys were nowhere to be found. As
Ryn turned away from
Geoffrey he balled up the shoulder of her dress from behind and slammed her hard against the closet door.
Ryn tried to move her face to stop
Geoffrey from kissing her.
“come on dude…” she said as
Geoffrey’s forced lips locked with hers
“You are going to have me tonight” he growled licking around her mouth like a dog
Ryn grabbed at his face but
Geoffrey was stronger and forced her arm behind her back, he began sucking her neck as he thrust his bulge up and down her dress
“Ew. Gross. Chill out dude, I’m about to fucking murder you”
Ryn raged with fury
Ryn was able to lift her body off of the closet but
Geoffrey slammed her violently back against it causing her head to go fuzzy
Geoffrey managed to open the closet door in their struggle
“GET OFF OF ME”
Ryn yelled in a blood curling scream with eyes wide with fear as she realized the real danger that she was in.
She began fighting back harder.
Geoffrey grabbed her neck with one hand and stuffed his other hand up her dress. He pushed their two bodies into the closet.
“OH MY GOD SOMEONE HELP ME PL-”