The Final Part.




Hi there! My name is George Leno and welcome to
the Final Episode (finally) of "Cash For Flunkers!", the show where you can
trade in your D and F student for a more
"School Efficient Student!"
We have had a very interesting show-off of this Spoof-of-a-Spoof Show.
We have turned up a possible case of Baby Mix-Up at the hospital.



Let's welcome back all of our guests. Starting with my
brother and his wife - John and Betty Leno and their son,
the child in question, Little Johnny.




I'm going to burn this dress when I get out of here.





"Thanks, George. We are so ready for the DNA results."




"Hi, Uncle George. I like those other Pirate people.
Are they ones you think I got mixed up with?"
"We will get to that in just a minute sport."





"Folks please also, welcome the one and only Captain Jack Black Sparrow
and his lovely wife Laura and their son, Jack Jr."





"Ahoy maaytey ,thanks for the ride in the limo Mr.Leno we very much
enjoyed the free bar." Says Captain Jack Sparrow.



"I am very glad that you enjoyed the ride over here
this morning Jack. The bar never closes in the back of a limo.
Not even at 6am in the morning. OK, well moving on, I have
the results from the DNA test here in my hand. The test results
for Little Johnny and Jack Jr.



hmmmmmmmmmm???





"Oh honey , I'm so nervous."




"Is there anything anyone wants to say before I read the results?"





"Get on with it man!!!!!!!!!!!!!"




"OKaaaaayyy, anyone else?"




"Yes, I would like to tell Jack Jr. that we love him no matter what the results."




"Mom and I love you too, son."



"Thanks Dad."
"Oh gag, I think I need need to fart and have some more rum,
get on with the results man!" demanded Jack Sparrow losing his patience.




"There is a lotta love in this room right now."




"So, are you all ready for the Moment of Truth?"




"Here are the DNA results for Little Johnny and Jack Jr."




"Folks, there was no mix up at the hospital,
these children really do belong to you!"




"Those little Flunkers are all yours!"


"Thanks so much for joining me on "Cash for Flunkers,"
your a Great Audience please tune in for my next show
some time in the future. Speaking of time that's all we have for tonight.
Thanks so much for joining us and have a fantastic time wherever you are.