Crystal Springs Inn & Spa

Happy New Year!

Who ever said it was too early in the year to take a vacation? Well the perfect getaway is here! At Crystal Spings Inn & Spa, your Sims will enjoy eating, sleeping, bathing, watching TV, and pretty much everything they already do at home... except at a community lot! Woot! Your Sims are welcome to spend the night in one of three family friendly condos located east of the pool and spas. Each two-story condo includes a living room, dining room, kitchen, master bedroom, 1 additional bedroom with 2 beds, 2 bathrooms, and a balcony overlooking the resort grounds.

In the clubhouse, the Crystal Springs resaurant will feed even the hungriest Sims, and the bar is always stocked with those special drinks for the 21 or older crowd. At the Crystal Springs shop your Sims can buy clothes and cologne and browse and try on clothes till their hearts' content. Take a stroll through the gardens, soak in the jacuzzis until you're a human prune, or swim until you drown from a red energy bar... whatever you want to do, do it at Crystal Springs.

Warning: Crystal Springs Resort is not responsible for lack of crystal waters or invisible springs. We encourage the use of imagination. You must sign a release form immediately after your arrival, stating that you will not sue Crystal Springs Inn & Spa if you become deathly ill from our restaurant, your child is injured from our swings, if you or a family member drown in our pool/jacuzzis, if you get bit by some kind of vermin, if you trip on our grounds, or if our Sim-eating piranhas bite you. Sims suffering from claustrophobia are encouraged to refrain from staying in the condos because of the high possibility of small tight places appearing 'round the corner. They are also encouraged to refrain from the elevator. Oh and we aren't responsible if that breaks down either. Enjoy your stay!

Crystal Springs costs $328,233 and is built on a 5x5 lot.

Crystal Springs Inn & Spa facts:
100% of our visitors have spent their vacations with us.
Our chef pleases 100% of the people that like his food.
Of all the people that were dissatisfied with their stay, 95% took one look at us and walked away.
Some of the people that stayed with us said they might possibly come back.
Our elevator is 75% reliable on stormy nights.
The health inspector gave our restaurant an "A" back in 1975.
The mayor of Crystal Springs nominated us as the best resort to stay at on partly cloudy days with a slight breeze coming from the northwest on Tuesdays in March.
We were once labeled, "The best thing since liver and onions."
2 out of 3 toilets located in our resort will have a 4 out of 5 chance of flushing all the way.
Our maids are willing to clean up most messes as long as they don't involve dirt or bacteria.
27% of our visitors favor our spas; 47% favor the pool, 32% favor the swings, 13% favor the restaurant, 23% favor sleeping in our 35% springy beds, and the rest realize that these are over 100%.
45% of our statistics are 10% more or less.

Credits:

Rock Jacuzzi by Fresh-Prince

Grass terrain by Margierytka

Rock terrain by komosims