Mod The Sims - Salty Loading Screen Tips Second Shake 1.2 UPDATED

I'd tell my Sims to go outside and touch grass, but just like real life it's full of bugs.
Why is the toilet roll holder so far away?
Join a club for free slave labor- I mean, FREE PUNCH AND PIE!
Hello, dear customer, I would offer help but my pathfinding can't seem to work its way around this paper cup someone left on the floor.
Make game. List bugs as 'features'. ??? PROFIT.
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, I'll call ENDLESSLY.
Go to café. Wait for someone to order favourite drink. Take and walk out.
Maxis: Gee, EA, what do you want to do tonight? EA: The same thing we do every night, Maxis. TRY TO BREAK ALL OF THE WORLDS.
AAAAAH, DARKNESS! Oh, I'm cured! (Steps outside) AAAAH, DARKNESS!
It's a bear-phase thing. You wouldn't understand.
Oh, another spellcaster! What house are you in? I'm in Glitchindor.
Last time on The Sims 4... Well, I don't really know cause my game crashed.
What kind of child makes a mess then cleans it up themselves? WHAT KIND OF DEMON SPAWN IS THIS?!
Hello, police? EA stole my money. What do you mean they couldn't have cause there's no burglars?
Bye, honey. Time to go to work. (Disappears into the ether.)
Hmm. This room is too cramped. ... (Shift+Click deletes Sim)
Hello, Mr Landlord. I have a... 'problem'. WIth my plumbob. Wait! Don't you want to see my new Simtimates Kit?!
Oh dear. How do I explain to Death that all I wanted was a Hershey's bar?
Hey random stranger, come to my house! You should totally see my bathroom, it's Vogue-worthy cause it's full of clutter.
'Knock knock.' 'Who's there?' 'Vlad.' '... Goodnight, Vlad.'
I'm so glad I got a light switch I can never use. Reminds me of auto-roof.
Mayor Whiskers for President.
Voidcritters! Gotta copyright 'em all!
Can my Aspiration be not to play?
Grilled Cheese is for life, not just for Winterfest.
Stressed from work. Goes to work from being stressed.
If you're mad I didn't shower before I got into the hot spring, just wait until you see what I did after I got in.
Goes on date. Sits across the room and talks to complete strangers.
Hello, Mr Stormtrooper, sir. Did I die and go to Disney World?
What do you mean I have to leave the bed to eat? I'll just bring the fridge to me. (bb.moveobjects on)
Sims: Sul sul? Shablagoo?! Me: Yes.
Keep buying DLC and fund your local recession, today!
Fake plants can brighten up any accidental indoor mortuary.
Of course it's realistic! Look, there's you, and there's me screaming at you.
Hello fellow Townie, may I come to your house and silently judge your interior decor before going into Build Mode and bulldozing your entire lot?
Can't sleep? Look for someone not even remotely famous and pass out.
Sim: My parents argue a lot but that's okay, I'm hard of hearing. (Gives hearing aid) Sim: Oh.
Here comes the bride, all dressed in white, why is a child at the altar spilling Sprite?
Sim: I'm sick! Me: Whatever, you'll get over it. Dog: (Sick whine) Me: TAKETOVET TAKETOVET–
Break fridge. Call repairman. Watch repairman get electrocuted. Call another repairman. Watch repairman fix fridge over previous repairman's dead body.
Drink bubble tea while viciously judging the thrift styles of townies? Perfection has been reached.
My Sims are so many emotions right now they're literally the Pride flag.
Yes, I need to keep the neighbor's urn. It's for my Feng Shui.
Expansion Packs? More like Extortion Stacks.
Paint me like one of your Grilled Cheese sandwiches.
Social Bunny is love. Social Bunny is life. Social Bunny is grounded and no one understands them.

Growing Together only:
Create a baby through Science and fast-track your circus career!
Make a permanent mark in your Sim's life. Soil the floor.
Hello, it's me! You know, the person you only have +10 friendship with but I'm inviting myself to stay over anyway? Oooh, chips.

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