The Man, the Myth, the Chuck

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Uploaded: 1st Apr 2012 at 7:29 AM
Updated: 17th Apr 2012 at 3:08 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

^There he is waiting now. Waiting for you to toughen up, grow a woolly chest hair carpet, and Sim along with him Texas Ranger style. Well, now you can!

Having studied extensively the field of Norrisology, I was able to observe Mr. Norris in his native environment (non-natives know it as "a World of Pain"), and as such, I was able to recreate most of this exemplary specimen's traits and preferences:

Traits: Athletic, Brave, Daredevil, Disciplined, and Good Sense of Humor
LTW: Become a Martial Arts Master
Favorite Music: Country
Favorite Color: A tie between red, white, and blue
Favorite Food: Unicorn...

...because Chuck Norris only eats rare meat.

As you can see, he's extremely volatile and dangerous. It's best to avoid situations that might trigger an attack, like blocking his view of the stage when he's trying to get his culture on...

Or wearing blue, being old, or breathing...

This Chuck Norris Sim is pictured wearing the Sleek Chic hair from the Store, but he is not packaged with any custom content. However, it is highly recommended that you own World Adventures to experience the full enjoyment of this Sim.

At your own risk, of course.

Additional Credits:
Special thanks to the Ranchies! (Especially Sionelle for that awesomely bad unicorn joke.)