A Series of Unfortunate Sims - Count Olaf

Dear Reader,

The English idiom “Never judge a book by its cover,” is an excellent example of how appearances can be deceiving. Indeed, it is often the case that one’s first impressions of a person are entirely incorrect. This is especially true if one is wearing a disguise and in the company of an uninformed acquaintance.

What I mean to say is that there are many things worthy of redeeming appraisal, a phrase which here means “to consider more than the outward appearance of something, because it is what’s on the inside that counts.” There are, however exceptions to the rule; things that are just as, if not more awful on the inside than they are on the outside. These are the sorts of things that one should never attempt to use idioms to defend – such as evil villains, television infomercials and Lunchables™.

I warn you of this because, while I have withheld the file attached below for as long as possible, I no longer have the sufficient resources to keep it out of public hands – a fancy, bureaucratic way of saying that most of my associates are either dead, dying or in hiding and that I am reaching the end of my rope.

It is now my sad duty to post these unseemly contents here, for your own free use and, hopefully, on-going ignorance. While it pains me greatly to speak of him, so much so that it brings me to tears, I have been entrusted to inform you about Count Olaf and his atrocities.

Olaf is a very villainous, extremely evil, appallingly awful, perfectly putrid, terribly turbulent, unbelievably unpleasant, completely corrupt, repeatedly ruthless, ineffably immoral, openly obnoxious, totally troublesome, wickedly wrong, never-endingly nasty, flagrantly foul, big-headedly bad and cunning count with proclivities for arson, murder and transparent disguises – a phrase which here means, not very good. An actor by trade, he is easily distinguished by a tattoo on his ankle and his illustrious stage career with The Very Fine Dramatists. Olaf keeps a filthy house, an even filthier sense of hygiene and a very long list of schemes up his tattered and grubby coat sleeves. As the legal guardian of the Baudelaire children, he has done everything in his power to manipulate and ensure their endangerment; wantonly resorting to child labour, kidnapping, unlawful marriage, identity fraud, extortion, poisoning, non-consensual hypnosis, cross-dressing and unnecessary procedures not covered by medical insurance (among other, equally serious crimes).

If you are sensible and good, then I implore you to stop reading right this instant and find something else better to do with your time. It's not too late to download a few wall hangings or a cowplant. Or a happy little elf.

http://simswiki.info/images/thumb/f...iousMrGnome.jpg

If however, you find amusement in having an unscrupulous cad running amok in your game, then install at your own risk. I beg you though to proceed with caution; I fear you’ve already heard too much.

With all due respect,

L.S.









Sliders:

This sim uses the following sliders – they are only required if you intend to make edits in CAS.

12 New CAS Sliders by bella3lek4:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgjyK_xHygE (Mediafire link can be found in the video description!)

Sliders used from this set:
• Eye Length
• Eye Width
• Jaw Line Width
• Lower Jaw Height
• Chin Width

Sim Height Slider by CmarNYC:
http://modthesims.info/d/508972

Custom Content:

Everyday Hair – Mad Scientist Hair Unlocked by rmrm
http://linna.modthesims.info/download.php?t=365134

Eyebrows – Subtle Unibrow (Default Replacement) by kittyklan
http://www.kittyklan.com/content/su...ult-replacement

Eyes – Subtle Glance Eye Replacements by Hysterical Paroxysm
http://linna.modthesims.info/download.php?t=356157

Teeth – Not So Pearly Teeth by sammann89
http://modthesims.info/d/372222

Eye Tattoo - Eye of Horus Extended Tattoo Set by allison731
http://www.thesimsresource.com/down...oos/id/1127930/

Skin – A Matter of Skin (Non-Default Replacement) by Mamyrocker
http://rock-the-sims-italy.blogspot...er-of-skin.html

Lips – Plumping Lip Gloss by Pralinesims
https://www.thesimsresource.com/art...oss/id/1085161/

Beard – The God Pan Beard by Mamyrocker
http://rock-the-sims-italy.blogspot...-pan-beard.html

Undershirt – 6 New Under-shirts by SIMplified (worn as accessory)
http://www.modthesims.info/download.php?t=510936

Cravat – Cravat Accessory by Revolution Sims
http://revolution-sims.tumblr.com/p...ssory-thank-you

The Marvellous Marriage Wig – Cadanette Wig Conversion by Revolution Sims
http://revolution-sims.tumblr.com/p...l-cadanette-wig

The Marvellous Marriage Suit – Rule Britannia Set by Assassim’s Creed Creations
http://assas-sims-creed.tumblr.com/...t-release-of-my

Stefano Glasses – Unisex Glasses by Piita
http://piita-niconico.tumblr.com/po...-ya-adult-elder

Captain Sham Hat – French Cap by TheSimsKey
http://www.thesimsk.com/frenchcapmale/

Captain Sham Beard – Amish Beard by necrodog
http://modthesims.info/download.php?t=512913

Captain Sham Peacoat – Peacoat Mesh by LittleM Sims
http://littlemsim.tumblr.com/post/8...y-ea-edit-by-me

Swimwear – Steampunk Swimsuit Set by Simromi
http://www.thesimsresource.com/down...ale/id/1185996/

Please Note:

Olaf’s frock coat, pants and shoes, seen in his Everyday look and Stefano disguise, are by EA and require both Supernatural and University Life in order to appear in game.

This sim was packaged with default skin but includes all other above mentioned CC

Install Instructions:
Extract the sim from the rar file. Place in My Documents/Electronic Arts/The Sims 3/SavedSims.
In the game, go to the Premade Sims Bin in Create A Sim (CAS).